The Bad Thing
Once upon a time
A man wrote a thing I thought
Was a bad thing
Well
It had its flaws
And I wrote that the thing he wrote
Was a bad thing
And he replied that the thing I wrote
About his thing
Was a bad thing
By saying that his thing was a bad thing
He suggested that I was suggesting
He was a bad man
He suggested that any such suggestion
Merely suggested
That I was a bad man
Well
I have my flaws